lordlucan

Misspelt Yuth

One Man's Journey Through a Mid-Day Crisis

Name:
Old Scrotum, the Wrinkled Retainer
Location:
Wellington, New Zealand (Aotearoa)
Website:
Lucan's Music
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  • lordlucan@livejournal.com
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aesthetics, amarok, andy hamilton, ardal o'hanlon, ash ra tempel, ashra, avant garde music, bad taste, barry humphries, beachcomber, being a cuddle-slut, being silly, belle and sebastian, ben elton, billy connolly, blixa bargeld, brunswick the rat, busking, cafés, cannabis, carl sagan, carousel, cheeky little shits, chicken, christy moore, clannad, comedy, comedy prose, creative bullshit, creative sneezing, creative swearing, cruelty to small children and animals, cuba st, cuddles, dame edna, dead can dance, doc watson, drugs, ed byrne, edgar allen poe, edgar froese, einsturzende neubauten, father ted, flute, folk music, fry and laurie, gatesy, george carlin, gormenghast, harry enfield, hugh laurie, insults, irish folk, ivor cutler, jacky tar, jb morton, jean michel jarre, jethro tull, klaus schulze, kokopelli, kosmische music, krautrock, lapsang souchong, laurie anderson, leonard cohen, lisa gerrard, love, lsd, manuel gottsching, michael hoenig, mike oldfield, mornington crescent, mozart, murder ballads, music, myths and legends, neil innes, nervous doll dancing, nick cave, noel coward, old harry's game, oscar wilde, paul whitehouse, penguin cafe orchestra, philip glass, planxty, playing devil's advocate, playing silly buggers, red dwarf, red meat, richard dawkins, roald dahl, robert rankin, robin of sherwood, rubber chickens, salvador dali, scod, secret crushes, shriekback, sisters of mercy, soupy twist, spike milligan, stephen fry, stephen leacock, steve coogan, street musicians, stupid games, stupid humour, stupid jokes, sudoku, synthesizers, taking the piss, talking bollocks, tangerine dream, tea, terry pratchett, the bonzo dog band, the fast show, the goon show, the mabinogion, the onion, the sisters of mercy, theremin, traditional songs, traditional stories, trautonium, tripod, tubular bells, turlough o'carolan, urban legends, urban myths, useless information, vivian stanshall, winding people up, wit, yon
Bio
lordlucan


Greetings! :) Welcome to my journal. First things first...

Read my story
The Tale Of Bob The Chicken

Download My Music
Right click on the song titles, select "save target as".

Lucan: "Archangel"

Lucan and System Era: "The Silver Train"

Go here for music details.




Call me Pooky. Or Pookie, it matters not how you choose to spell it.I'm a busker from Wellington, New Zealand. I've lived in

hang on, hang on

Yes?

What the yellow rubbery fuck is a busker??

Ah, right...a busker is someone who busks

Don't be a smartarse

OK....busking is performance of some kind, usually musical, sometimes theatre, comedy etc done in public places. In my case, I play Irish and Native American flutes, and for my troubles I get large quantities of verbal abuse and occasionally little bits of loose change from the passers by.

A good way to get by?

Sometimes, there's good nights and bad nights. I could get $50 or 50 cents per hour, it's a very unpredictable job

Job?

Yes, job. I'm doing something I'm good at, and I'm adding to the aesthetics of Cuba Mall with my flute. I'm a skilled musician, whether you like what I do or not. I play in all weathers, starving, freezing...and the bit that really makes it work rather than fun is those nights when I get insulted, patronised and abused by ignorant pissed rugbyheads. It's my job, OK?

hmmmph...can't say I'd want my daughter marrying a busker

Hmmmph...fuck you

No call to be like that. Anyway, do you do anything besides busking?

Well...I'm slowly working on an album of flute based electronic music, I've done the odd bit of stand-up comedy, and I'm also
working as a part time recreational pharmaceutical sales executive

recreational pharm...what...you're a drug dealer???

Oh, for God's sake, I'm joking!

Well, I don't think I care much for your sense of humour. I'll be off now.

See ya then. Don't get run over or anything, will you?

Goodbye



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