An important announcement!
Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who have a drink handy, please raise your glass and join me in welcoming my nephew, Master William Nicholas McDermott, to the human race.
Those of you who do not have a drink handy, please go and get a drink, then raise your glass and join me in welcoming my nephew, Master William Nicholas McDermott, to the human race.
Jesus, I'm all teary and beaming and stuff. It's obscene, you'd think I gave birth to the wee fecker myself!
Goodnight, my darlings!
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